Funny tube quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.

  Commentary:
  🍝🍫 "Forget the Chocolate River, I want a Marinara River ride at Wonka's spaghetti factory! Talk about getting saucy in style 💃🏻. Just watch out for those meatball rapids! 🌊😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the timeless joy of transforming an innocent Christmas wrapping tube into a weapon of playful retaliation! 🎄💢 Who knew that a simple cardboard tube could evoke such mischief and laughter, regardless of age? Watch out, as the battle of the holiday tube warriors commences! 🎁🤺 Remember, it's all fun and games until someone gets bonked on the head with festive spirit! 😉

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