Funny tube quotes

• As a parent of a teenage daughter, I would like to formally apologize to my parents for my tube-top and low-rise jeans era.

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  3 days ago

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• If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.

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  2 weeks ago

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• No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

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  2 weeks ago

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