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Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

When two people argue online I believe whoever spells correctly.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

About four minutes into my run, I’ve decided I want to work on my personality instead.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

People tell me to just be myself like that would be a good thing.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

Every few months, the urge to eat buttered toast will possess you.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

The problem with people starts when we expect things from them, or have anything to do with them.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

It seems really unfair that my future depends on me.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

A spiral is just a circle that’s afraid of closure.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

Me: trying to rest. Earthquake: Let’s make that a no.

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Updated

Feb 3, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on YouTube:

Long-distance couples be like, “I can’t wait,” and then they wait.

Live now on Pinterest:

Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.

Going viral on Discord:

If I was a Spice Girl I would be Mild to Medium Spice.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

The quality of clothing at retail stores today is quite literally the quality that Halloween costumes used to be.

Trending via WeChat:

Girl dinner, but it’s the hearts of men who wouldn’t take ‘no’ for an answer.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I mostly keep friendships going because they have my good Tupperware.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Some people get a bit strange as they get older. Not me. I’ve always been like that!

Freshly posted on Instagram:

It’s so beautiful to see people just give up at work this time of year. I’m getting emails that do not include any complete sentences.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I have a photographic memory, but I’ve run out of film.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

32 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue.

93 shares on TikTok this month:

Going viral on X is like winning a lotto during the apocalypse.

93 shares on Slack this month:

Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore.

38 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t want to do exercise, but I want to have done exercise.

36 shares on Snapchat this month:

Due to personal reasons, I won’t be dropping it like it’s hot anymore.

77 shares on Twitch this month:

Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

54 shares on LinkedIn this month:

This salad tastes like I’d rather be fat.

74 shares on X this month:

We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

88 shares on Facebook this month:

I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking.

60 shares on X this month:

If you ever find yourself as a houseguest for an extended period of time, here is the golden rule for success: invisible by day, charming by night.

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Hot Jokes 💥

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Here’s what I’ve learned since I’ve been on social media: I’m not nearly as disturbed as I thought I was.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Starting is the hardest part. Unless it’s eating chocolate. Then stopping is the hardest part.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Teens be like, “I wanted to do that until you asked me to.”

16 folks are currently checking 👀

There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I miss the way I viewed the world before I found out too much about it.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m only here to test your patience, but like, in a sexy way.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I might look calm, but in my head I’ve punched you in the face three times.

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Updated

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Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

I don’t understand why my husband has to pay for a UFC fight when he could just throw one piece of candy on the floor in front of our kids.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

I need to figure out what I’m going to wear to the couch on New Year’s Eve.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

“I’ve been fantasizing about going back to bed since I woke up this morning.”

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

It’s like 10,000 yawns when all you need is a nap.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

Having a mom who cooks good food is such a big flex.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

I’ll make direct eye contact while eating a hot dog, just to make you feel weird.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

Got asked to be a godparent, proving God has lowered his recruitment standards.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

How late is too late to still be lying in bed, naked, drinking coffee?

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

Don’t ruin a good sundress by wearing panties.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

They should invent a type of situation that improves.

Just landed via TikTok:

Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak?

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Clearly I’m not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor.

Live now on Instagram:

It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Being friends with introverts is hard sometimes. Did they die? Are they just recharging? Are they Batman now? The suspense is killing me.

Shared recently on Telegram:

The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.

Going viral on Snapchat:

The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

The worst person you know is in therapy right now, being told they need to put themselves first.

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