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Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying.

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If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.

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My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

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Welcome to your 40s. A random back pain will be assigned to you shortly, and you’ll never know what flares it up every time.

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Welcome to your 40s: you get tired from sleeping now.

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A babysitter is a teenager who acts like an adult while the adults go out to act like teenagers.

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If you drink a lot of water, you won’t have time for other people’s drama because you’ll be too busy looking for a bathroom.

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It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner.

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Multitask? I can barely unitask.

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The first step to recovery is addiction.

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The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill we’re getting there. Don’t threaten to come out.

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Red Bull doesn’t give me wings, it gives me gas.

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It is kind of inspiring that I messed up my life without drugs, gambling or a troubled youth. People really can do anything.

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Am I just getting older, or are people getting more annoying?

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I kind of enjoy living in a world where I can end a conversation by simply not texting back.

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When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on, it’s like, oh, okay, I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion. Pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace.

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Not to brag but there are so many movies out there that have watched me sleep.

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Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.

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Did it hurt when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticize your walk home?

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Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

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I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

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Work from home ain’t for everyone. I, for one, hate when my coworkers try to message when I’m shopping.

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Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

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“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.

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I’m not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.

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November is for turtlenecks and depression.

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I know I’m mad when I start talking to myself about it.

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Ironically people who are good at giving advice find it difficult to follow their own.

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Happy to report that “what time is it/time for you to get a watch” is still being used by the youths.

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Being late to work should never be that serious. At least I came?

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*Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning.

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I’m at that point on a Monday where no.

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I may be a beginner at some things, but I have a black belt in shopping.

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When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct.

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His voice was like whiskey. Smooth with a slow burn that lit me up from the inside.

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If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.

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You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers?

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Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

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Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress.

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I have money, then I don’t have money, it all happens so fast!

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