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Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

The pain of watching a movie with someone who talks a lot.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

Forget Spotify Wrapped. I’m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

Once you find humor in any situation, you have nothing to fear.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

Work from home is all fun and games until you lose grip on reality.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

Don’t feel bad if you don’t succeed on your first try. It took Michael Angelo sixteen chapels.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

I’m going to start walking around in my yard all day in a bathrobe so my neighbors will build that privacy fence I always wanted.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.

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Going viral on Telegram:

Where do I see myself in 5 years? Here, but fatter.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.

Breaking via Facebook:

You should be able to like an email instead of replying to it.

Making waves on X:

Some people are like ads, just skip.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I would rather walk barefoot across a carpet made out of Legos than go to my high school reunion.

Making waves on Instagram:

How I flirt? I look at an attractive person several times and hope that they are bolder than me.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip.

Just shared via Instagram:

What part of “I need to save money” do I not understand?

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Food gives you energy to nap more.

Just shared via Discord:

Don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do something. Show them you can’t.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

23 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The worst thing is finding out the “sweet guy” is just a lustful loser.

84 shares on Messenger this month:

People that never want to leave the house unite! Separately at our own homes.

91 shares on TikTok this month:

During winter, it’s either lazy starvation or eight thousand calories in one sitting.

22 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Weekends are getting shorter and shorter. You blink and it’s already Sunday 5pm.

10 shares on Telegram this month:

She got me to fall for her, like a boomer seeing an AI image on Facebook.

90 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.

12 shares on X this month:

At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix.

84 shares on Facebook this month:

Instagram is run by celebrities. Twitter is run by the streets.

57 shares on Instagram this month:

I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.

90 shares on Discord this month:

A weekend spent doing nothing is a weekend well spent.

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He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious.

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I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado.

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Anyone got any good sins for someone just getting into sinning?

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A marriage is about solving problems together, you know, those problems you wouldn’t have if you were single.

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Entered this world crying, and honestly, not much has changed.

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She asked to see where the magic happens, so I showed her my sandwich maker.

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When younger I would walk up to the counter and the bartender would know me by name. Now it’s my pharmacist.

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Seriously, how sexy was Freud’s mom?

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Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.

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You can put refrigerator magnets on your car, too. There are no rules.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

Being a people pleaser that no one is pleased with is the main cause of my anxiety.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

Imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupée is just floating.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

Some people are like clouds. When they go away it’s much better.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

When a girl says “5 mins,” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter, and both teams have all their timeouts.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

Starting your most incoherent sentence with “put simply” to deflect blame onto the reader.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

Why’d they call it a fly swatter and not a splatula?

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

I like listening to music in languages I don’t speak because sometimes I just don’t wanna know what anybody is talking about.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

Someone told me I wasn’t thinking clearly, as if that’s even an option.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Messenger:

Perks of dating me: you will be the hot one.

Going bananas on Reddit:

I haven’t been with anyone in 3 years. I feel sorry for my next boyfriend. He might not make it through the day.

Seen just now on Discord:

They say “Time heals.” No, it doesn’t. I’m still mad.

Spotted on Twitch:

All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

My wife and I are going to quit our jobs and travel until we run out of money. I estimate we’ll be home around 9 p.m. tonight.

Shared recently on Messenger:

The winter months remind me that it is crucial to find someone that you’re thermostatically compatible with.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Have you fallen in love with me yet, or do I need to post more nonsense?

Seen just now on Threads:

I’m afraid to go to therapy — what if they fix me and I lose my funny?

Making waves on WeChat:

Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me.

Live now on Pinterest:

If I’m ever in a coma, please put chapstick on my lips.

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