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If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”

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“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok.” Well, I just made some shit up, and people believe me because I’m well read and use big words.

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Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

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If I say “with all due respect,” nothing respectful is about to come out of my mouth.

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WFH is so great until you realize you’ve walked about 17 steps all day.

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Apparently, stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people who are stressing you out.

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For Christmas, I’d like to figure it all out.

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Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

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Twerk unto others as you would have them twerk unto you.

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If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios.

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Not now, I’m befriending a crow and teaching it how to deliver handwritten love notes.

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Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

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I made some bad choices in life, but I never bought a pair of Crocs.

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I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork.

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You ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is ‘I can’t wait to go to bed tonight’?

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As highly as it’s esteemed, the Mayo Clinic still sounds like the place sick sandwiches go to get better.

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Life is just a sequence of missed opportunities.

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I’ve never completed a marathon, but I’ve listened to my mom tell a story, so don’t talk to me about endurance.

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Life hack: You don’t need white noise to sleep when you have constant ringing in your ears.

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Chores give kids a sense of responsibility while teaching relevant life skills such as procrastination.

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The voodoo magic of a tranquil night’s sleep

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The ideal girlfriend breaks your heart, so you go on to do great things.

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Don’t worry password, I’m insecure too.

50 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Please take your Apple Watch off if you are wearing a dress or formal attire. You look like a spy kid.

25 shares on WeChat this month:

Due to personal reasons, I’m evil now.

40 shares on Pinterest this month:

I don’t like this new trend of old people wearing shirts of bands I listened to when I was a kid.

87 shares on Facebook this month:

I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on.

44 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t have an advent calendar, so I’m just opening cupboard doors and eating what’s in there.

98 shares on Facebook this month:

Person: gives compliment. Me: let me give you a brief synopsis of why you are sorely mistaken.

99 shares on X this month:

Considering that doctors are never on time, they should tell you to come a half hour late, not early.

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Not being able to fall asleep is so embarrassing. All I’m asking my brain to do is nothing and it can’t even do that?

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Because it is Friday, I will allow one beautiful woman to invite me for drinks.

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One time, I was so high my bra unclasped, and I thought I got shot.

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The way that we’re constantly told not to eat silica gel makes me suspect that it contains all the world’s forbidden knowledge.

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She got me to fall for her, like a boomer seeing an AI image on Facebook.

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I think everyone should get $500 deposited into their accounts every day, just for waking up.

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Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

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If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on, I’d be like, why am I always getting all this money?

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My watch battery is fully charged. So I got some time.

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If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.

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They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.

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I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

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“Be the bigger person” sounds too much like “accept the disrespect”.

Breaking via Reddit:

The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar.

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Please just wait until my mating ritual is over before you decide.

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I used to schedule naps, but now they’re little surprise parties my body throws at all hours of the day.

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Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a car.

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I’m bringing back “holy moly” and nobody can stop me.

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Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I cannot accept.

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