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Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

I do believe TikTok saves the funniest videos for late at night. There’s no way.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

Even when I look up the slang of today’s kids, I still have no idea what it means.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

I can now see how sitting on a porch could fill an entire life.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

Another day of waking up cute instead of wealthy, so I guess I have to go to work.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

Cynics are – beneath it all – only idealists with awkwardly high standards.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

I’m an adult. I can do whatever I want. And yet, here I am just doing laundry, eating salads, taking antidepressants, flossing my teeth, and going on little walks. Like an IDIOT.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just here unloading my dishwasher.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

Floating on a rock in space, but yeah – 9 to 5 sounds reasonable.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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334 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,603

Funny Quotes Topics

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Updated

Jan 12, 2026

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Going viral on Telegram:

Follow your dreams – ideally in a field that will still require humans when you graduate.

Freshly posted on Slack:

“You like talking to yourself?” God forbid I seek advice from an expert.

Just landed via Instagram:

I could be staring at my hand locking my front door, and I still won’t feel 100% sure my front door was locked.

Just shared via X:

Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Typos is the Greek god of spelling errors.

Spotted on Threads:

Men be like: I would love the opportunity to give you the bare minimum.

Making waves on Messenger:

Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Best thing about TikTok is you literally don’t need to follow anyone to have a good time.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Lord, take away my suffering and give it to anyone who’s ever said, ‘Hey, Grok.’

Spotted on YouTube:

I think it’s sad that getting married is one of the only ways to guarantee somebody will be forced to make a speech about how great you are.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

41 shares on Instagram this month:

Women are able to leave the country unexpectedly at any time with the contents of their handbag.

94 shares on X this month:

People aren’t too bad if you stay away from them and don’t go outside.

27 shares on Instagram this month:

Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do.

93 shares on Telegram this month:

Who called it an undertaker and not a host mortem?

16 shares on Threads this month:

You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.

79 shares on Twitch this month:

Never trust a wet fart.

65 shares on Threads this month:

Sorry, can’t go out tonight. My bed told me it needs me, and I can’t let it down.

57 shares on TikTok this month:

One day I’ll have a sassy, know-it-all daughter, and my husband will say, “She got that from you,” and I can’t wait.

91 shares on Discord this month:

As a child, I had the impression that I would be offered free drugs by strangers much more frequently than the 0 times it’s happened.

37 shares on Instagram this month:

Everyone thinks they will be the first person in history to maintain their dignity while posting online.

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13 folks are currently checking 👀

Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.

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Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’

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My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Beavers are so funny. Why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering?

22 folks are currently checking 👀

When a girl says “5 mins,” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter, and both teams have all their timeouts.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Guys will say, “I know a spot,” and then take you on a downward spiral.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Situationships are just you pretending you’re okay with getting used until they find someone they actually like.

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The most surprising part of adulthood is parenting your parents.

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The best way to reach me is with intelligence and humor.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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334 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,603

Funny Quotes Topics

17,660

Funny Quotes Images

15,603

Updated

Jan 12, 2026

Users Online

3,269

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

Welcome to Twitter: yeah, none of us can sleep either.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

I can’t finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

I love when people say “be yourself,” like I haven’t already been doing that and scaring everyone off.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

My real introduction to classical music came from watching Tom & Jerry cartoons as a kid. Also how I got into sadism.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

This meeting could have been a push down the stairs.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

Changing your mind is an underrated activity.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

I told a joke during a Zoom meeting today. Nobody laughed. It turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Facebook:

If you start a sentence with “Let me reiterate…”, I’m gonna ignore it the second time too.

Breaking via YouTube:

My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job.

Going viral on Slack:

My son was praying for “everybody in the world.” If you suddenly start experiencing good fortune, you’re welcome.

Trending via Slack:

Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Gonna close my bank account and keep all my money on me, like Sonic the Hedgehog.

Trending via Instagram:

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Celebrities should not be allowed to name children.

Just landed via Discord:

Ugh, he wants to go hiking as a first date, just like Hitler.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Those who run away from me are afraid that they might confess their love to me.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

The brand name Oral B is so funny to me. WTF does the B stand for?

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