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Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

I’m going to need to rewatch Idiocracy to see what happens next.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

Just found out my 84-year-old neighbour is on his own tomorrow, so I’ve just been over to collect his spare chairs to borrow.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

Anyone who thinks being a pessimist isn’t any fun fails to appreciate the joy of saying, ‘I told you so.’

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

It sucks that the reward for being responsible, is just a bunch of new responsibilities.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

When you decorate your whole house for Christmas, what you’re really saying is “I’m not going to dust for at least a month.”

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

Some people should have read-only access to the internet.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

That one unemployed roommate who gets a package every day.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

Them: Good morning! Me: Where?

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.

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Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Sorry for running at you on all fours, I was excited to see you.

Trending via Discord:

When you’re dead, you don’t know that you’re dead. But it’s hard for those around you. It’s the same when you’re stupid.

Going viral on YouTube:

Started from the bottom and I’m still ain’t shit.

Going viral on Slack:

People who scream sneeze need their own island.

Making waves on Instagram:

I love saying “why would I lie” when I’m lying.

Shared recently on Reddit:

My kids act like they’re afraid of monsters, when they are literally the most terrifying creatures I’ve ever met.

Trending via Discord:

Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick one person you hate, and blame them for everything.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Parents be like, “I gave you everything I had,” and by everything, they meant the collector’s edition boxed set of mental illness.

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41 shares on WeChat this month:

Why aren’t we using these t-shirt cannons for burritos?

59 shares on Discord this month:

“You don’t look 40.” How am I supposed to look?

77 shares on Threads this month:

Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”

91 shares on Facebook this month:

Whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account.

46 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I hate having a body, it’s so high maintenance. Shower this, eat that, drink this, sleep that, it’s all very stupid.

42 shares on Slack this month:

When someone dies people say “he’s going to meet his Maker”. No he’s not. God doesn’t mingle with the staff.

28 shares on YouTube this month:

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

45 shares on Snapchat this month:

Girlhood is sitting down in a boiling hot shower instead of dealing with life.

39 shares on Pinterest this month:

Never trust someone who can eat 24/7 but is still skinny.

25 shares on Threads this month:

Paw Patrol is just annoying. Exactly how long do dogs live again on average?

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The IRS needs special envelopes for when you’re not in trouble.

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You’re really hot. Wanna share microplastics?

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That urge to nap between 3pm – 5pm is no joke.

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Got thrown out of the grocery store for holding a rotisserie chicken up like Simba again.

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Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.

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Oh, so ChatGPT is gonna tell me about me? Seems gossipy.

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Twitter is like a psych ward with no staff.

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Never let your job prevent you from acting unemployed.

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My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

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Noise-canceling headphones aren’t enough, I need everyone to shut up.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

In a packed elevator, everyone is silent. Stomach: I will now demonstrate the mating call of a whale.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

My brain is 80% song lyrics.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

The worst part about being drunk and seeing double is when you realize it’s just one slice of pizza.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married?

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

The zero likes won’t stop me from posting. I will talk to myself if I have to.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

Folding laundry is like packing to stay home.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

Why does the phone ring longer when you’re ignoring the call?

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

To whoever has my voodoo doll, please stop making her go to work.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Reddit:

I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

Seen just now on Discord:

Shoutout to video games, man. I love having a reason to live.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

It’s funny how everyone who was all about Christmas a week ago is suddenly into New Year’s now.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Practicing how I’m gonna explain to the aliens that baseline and Vaseline do not sound the same.

Spotted on Discord:

Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

Just landed via YouTube:

“Delusional” ain’t a strong enough word to describe people anymore.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Tonight we shall read a passage from the old testicle.

Seen just now on Slack:

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience.

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