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Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

The sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

They’re calling me the unemployee of the month.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

Boss: Why do I have to always come and find you? Me: Because a good employee is hard to find.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

“Do something with your life.” Um, I am. Have you heard of a little thing called squandering?

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

Car insurance should give you back money at the end of the year for having no accidents.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

When the salesman from the hearing aid company calls, I stay on the line and answer every question with ‘What?’

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

It’s been a pleasure miscommunicating with you.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

Entered this world crying, and honestly, not much has changed.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

Turns out I like you a lot more than I originally planned.

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Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Discord:

Water is a drink whose flavor is its temperature.

Just landed via Snapchat:

When you want to feel at your thinnest, walk through Walmart at any time of day.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Almost fell asleep while putting on the sweater because it got dark for a moment. That’s all you need to know about my morning state.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you won’t let go of.

Going bananas on WeChat:

It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

Just landed via WeChat:

I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Stopping a complete stranger on the street and saying, “Let’s end this little charade.”

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

Trending via Telegram:

This place was really tidy yesterday. It’s a shame you missed it.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Stop rushing in the morning. You’re starting your day in panic mode.

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88 shares on WhatsApp this month:

For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

35 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If you haven’t tried blindfold archery, you should give it a go. You don’t know what you’re missing.

55 shares on TikTok this month:

Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It’s just an onion man, why don’t you relax?

97 shares on Slack this month:

Imagine if all the money spent on AI was spent on trains.

70 shares on Slack this month:

When is this robot army coming to take my job?

10 shares on Slack this month:

In an alternate universe, the hard way is always learning me.

35 shares on TikTok this month:

I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

66 shares on Facebook this month:

I don’t like to call it a xenomorph — I prefer the term “the alien from Alien.”

61 shares on X this month:

Twitter is cigarette for the eyes.

38 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

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I’ve named my couch American Idle.

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Some days I feel I’m on top of the world, and other days it feels like the world is on top of me.

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Boyfriend hasn’t accepted my LinkedIn request yet. He doesn’t want to connect. He doesn’t want to build.

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I have this ability where I can look at someone’s profile picture and determine whether they are evil or not.

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When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs”

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Adulthood is basically just trying to fall asleep at night and stay awake during the day.

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Adulting is making a phone call, even though you don’t want to.

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Making fun of bands that only play 3 chords when I don’t even know what a chord is.

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A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary.

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Youngest siblings are literally weaponized incompetence, final boss.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

Do you ever eat a properly salted meal and suddenly understand why the ancient Romans were willing to be paid in salt?

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

If the Christians published the Kama Sutra, it would have been one page long.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

People in 1999 were using the Internet as an escape from reality. People today are using reality as an escape from the Internet.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

Cake hits so much harder off a plastic fork.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

Your Majesty” would be the best name for a cat.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

That’s not my girl bestie, that’s my platonic wife.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

I love being single because how could I explain a 2 p.m. – 5 p.m. nap on a Saturday.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

“Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

I don’t want to exacerbate things. That would just make things worse.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via YouTube:

Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

Trending via Twitch:

If trees offered Wi-Fi, we would plant more of them. Too bad they only produce this oxygen thing.

Making waves on Slack:

Straight man stuns they/them by ordering in fluent woke.

Going bananas on Facebook:

Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

So apparently they don’t count as sit-ups if you’re just trying to get out of bed.

Spotted on YouTube:

Unfortunately for the both of us, I really like you.

Spotted on Pinterest:

The hairdresser asking me what special plans I have for the day like this wasn’t it.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Took a break from social media because my cat was asleep on my phone.

Spotted on Discord:

Coffee, because I don’t have time for a manslaughter charge.

Making waves on Twitch:

Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

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