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Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

They should make a separate airport for people who know how to act like they’ve been out in public before.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

Job-hopping is a funny concept, like ‘Hey, I’m gonna go hate my life over there instead.’

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

Forget Spotify Wrapped. I’m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

Work is the worst video game ever.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

Sometimes you need to turn the music up louder and sort your shit out.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

We should be able to call in healthy: “I feel amazing today, and I’m not wasting it at work.”

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

I just be giggling, then start thinking about bills and remember ain’t nothing funny.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

The best part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work. The worst part of being a bomb technician is that you can never have a bad day at work.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.

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Making waves on YouTube:

I’m at the age where any time my mom asks if I remember so-and-so from high school, the news is never good.

Just shared via TikTok:

Worst fears: 1. being infertile 2. being pregnant.

Spotted on Messenger:

It’s all fun and games until it’s 10 p.m., you’re all cozy in bed, and you remember you still have laundry in the washer.

Seen just now on WeChat:

There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

There’s something so spiritual about new life. When I look my baby nephew in the eyes, I can’t stop thinking about how amazing it will be to connect with him on LinkedIn.

Spotted on Telegram:

My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.

Freshly posted on X:

Realizing this yogurt I’m eating is more active and cultured than I am.

Just shared via Facebook:

This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

Seen just now on Reddit:

I will marry a tall, masculine, lovey-dovey man who can’t breathe when I ignore his existence.

Just landed via YouTube:

Not gonna lie, to this day, I don’t know the difference between gray and grey, I just wing it.

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100 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Just realized when I get a partner, that means my family is gonna know that I have feelings.

80 shares on Messenger this month:

Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

41 shares on Pinterest this month:

In the future, there will be grandmas who can’t bake but have tattoos on their backs.

57 shares on Facebook this month:

Explaining myself is too much work. Please just judge me.

53 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.

89 shares on Telegram this month:

I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.

86 shares on Instagram this month:

Money does not buy happiness, but it’s better to cry in a sports car than on a bicycle.

24 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Elevator music is bad on so many levels.

94 shares on Messenger this month:

Girls who leave clothing reviews with their height, weight, and size ordered are going to heaven.

98 shares on X this month:

Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

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I was a nothingburger to him, but he was an everything bagel to me…

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Showering at night is so sexy and clean and self-care vibes. Showering in the morning is so productivity core, cog in the machine core.

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One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap.

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Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.

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I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.

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Having a crush on a girl makes you think things like, yes, let me make more money.

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Might quit my job to focus on summer.

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At the end of the day, it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally.

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It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

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“Some things are better left unsaid,” I think to myself immediately after I hit send.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

The websites that let me check out as a guest are the real heroes.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

It turns out, as you get older, you don’t actually figure anything out; you just don’t have any energy to care anymore.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

Why is incognito mode always associated with freaky shit? I use it to search up very obvious questions, so there’s no record of me looking dumb.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

Skinning your knee as an adult is so humiliating. That’s the toddler injury.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

I do my best to kill everyone with kindness, but they don’t seem to be dying.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like a cat. 14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

I know it’s traditional to start work at 9, but I think we could lower that age to 8.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

Deleting university to focus on Twitter.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

When people say something is cray-cray it makes me wanna vom-vom.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Threads:

People out there having five-year plans, and here I am waking up just hoping I remember what day it is.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Who you are before you have your coffee is the real you.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Memes are the most information-dense form of communication.

Spotted on Discord:

My New Year’s resolution is to be less presumptuous and rude to others. I’ll bet yours is to lose weight, isn’t it?

Seen just now on Discord:

Girls are perverts when they like you.

Just landed via WeChat:

I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

Freshly posted on X:

Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

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