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Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

If you fall asleep long enough, the steering wheel gives you a pillow.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

Let’s all stand up against iron deficiency (but not too fast).

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

How did the person who invented the spelling of “banana” decide when to stop?

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

Another customer getting a haircut started talking to my barber. Please don’t talk to my barber. You have your own.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

Why do people always assume it’s a compliment when I tell them their baby looks just like them?

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

For my next trick, I’ll need a divorce lawyer.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

Big accounts just say water is wet and get 1 trillion likes.

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Watching Jaws with my kid because I’m sick of going to the beach.

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Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

Making waves on Slack:

Only mosquitoes find me attractive. Nobody else.

Seen just now on Messenger:

A gentleman always straightens out the vending machine after shaking it.

Live now on TikTok:

The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.

Going viral on Telegram:

11:00 am – Anything is possible. 3:00 pm – But not today.

Going viral on Telegram:

People think I’m a minimalist, but I’m just broke.

Going viral on Instagram:

I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.

Just landed via Facebook:

‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

Spotted on Telegram:

People don’t have demonically glowing red eyes in photographs like they used to.

Funny upsetting quotes

Funny upsetting quotes are the perfect mix of laughter and shock 😆💥—they catch you off guard and make you think twice! Whether you love a little sarcasm or enjoy witty twists that sting just a bit, these gems keep your emotions on a rollercoaster 🎢😂. Get ready to giggle, gasp, and maybe even groan as you dive into this cheeky collection! 😜🔥

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61 shares on Snapchat this month:

If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it.

55 shares on YouTube this month:

Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine.

22 shares on Reddit this month:

I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to come to terms, but I think I ate too much bacon.

70 shares on Reddit this month:

Don’t talk to me while my earphones are in, man, I’m at a concert.

53 shares on Threads this month:

At the end of the day, it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally.

40 shares on Snapchat this month:

No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

20 shares on Threads this month:

I think that police officers on foot should wear blue flashing sneakers.

96 shares on Reddit this month:

My superpower? I can look you dead in the face while you’re talking and not hear a damn word you said.

30 shares on YouTube this month:

God: “Free will was a bad idea. I should have charged for it.”

77 shares on Telegram this month:

Some Uber rides in NYC are the same price as a JetBlue flight to Miami.

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You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life.

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Fun fact: The US was originally not meant to be a reality TV show.

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Studies show people who like my posts are happier, smarter, and better looking than those who don’t.

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Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

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They probably killed the first few people whose eyes turned red in a photograph before they realized it wasn’t any demon stuff.

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You don’t have to check your Spotify Wrapped, you are the most played this year.

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That awkward moment, when all eyes are on the bride, but your son is the groom.

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Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

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Getting a wife is very powerful, because you get a personal psychic that will tell you things like, “Your keys are in the gray pants in the hamper,” and “He will ultimately betray you.”

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I’m an ethical hater. My hate towards you is informed, balanced, and deeply nuanced.

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Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

I hate having a body, it’s so high maintenance. Shower this, eat that, drink this, sleep that, it’s all very stupid.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

Please don’t ask me to repeat myself. I wasn’t listening either.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

Y’all scared to be single, I’m scared to be in another pointless relationship.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

Many of you need to put “lighten up” on your resolutions list.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

Long-distance couples be like, “I can’t wait,” and then they wait.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

Another fine day ruined by waking up.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

Nobody is doing it like me because this is probably not the right way to do it.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

Does my special place in hell have wi-fi?

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Instagram:

I wonder if Van Halen realized they were writing music just to lift weights to.

Just shared via Pinterest:

The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Let’s all be grateful for a moment that stupidity is not contagious.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

Freshly posted on Discord:

My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers.

Breaking via WeChat:

What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?

Trending via Slack:

Sober in a taxi: Please. Stop talking to me. Drunk in a taxi: … And that, Mick, is why I’m emotionally unavailable, I suppose.

Going viral on Reddit:

If you have a pure heart, you can make pretty much any non-baking meal off just vibes and intuition.

Shared recently on Threads:

I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face.

Breaking via Telegram:

The end of Twitter is taking forever. Did Tolkien write this?

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