Funny urinal quotes

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I’m sick of living through history!

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Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow.

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Milking stools only have three legs, because the cow has the udder.

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If you push your belly button and nose at the same time, your brain takes a screenshot.

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Thinking of starting a true crime podcast. Gotta explain this search history somehow.

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Sorry I can’t carpool to work. That’s the time I use to angry scream.

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I like driving by myself. I just played the same song 36 times.

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I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

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When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of growing up to satisfy user needs in a way that meets business goals for transformative outcomes.

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I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.