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Now if you’ll excuse me, today’s bad decisions aren’t going to make themselves.

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Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.

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My wife just pulled me into the other room, and I thought she wanted to have a serious talk, but she just wanted to give me M&M’s without the kids seeing.

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“I’m gonna decide everyone’s pronouns and sexuality tonight. And, yes, there will be some big surprises.”

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Meow means woof in cat.

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I have tasted sending long paragraphs, and I have tasted saying OK. I highly recommend saying OK.

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Y’all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? Like you’re intelligent but you can’t express it when you’re speaking? It’s so frustrating.

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I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.

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The collective noun for a group of narcissists should be an ‘egosystem’.

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My boss was like, “People working from home are just pretending to work,” and it’s like, dude, what do you think I’m doing in the office?

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I make sure to post my political opinions after my selfies have gone viral to cull the herd.

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What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger, but also a little grumpy.

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I don’t approve of political jokes. I’ve seen what happens when they get elected.

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I mostly stopped responding to emails three years ago, and aside from various consequences, it’s been fine.

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Funny water slide quotes

Funny water slide quotes 💦😂 are the perfect splash of humor to brighten your day! Whether you’re sliding into summer fun or just love a good laugh by the pool 🏖️, these witty sayings will have you giggling all the way down. Ready to dive into some playful vibes and soak up the joy? Let’s make a splash with endless smiles and silly moments! 🌊😄

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I have never seen a sad person sliding down a water slide.

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Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

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Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

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If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time, one of them faked it.

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Every morning I regret why I didn’t sleep earlier the night before.

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Some people are wise; some are otherwise.

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I hope the next time you’re stressed, it’s because you’re choosing between Japan, Bali, Switzerland, or the Maldives.

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Turns out I’m not an afternoon person either.

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From now on, I’m gonna tell guests that I made my house especially messy just for their visit. It was hard, but I got it done.

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To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

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Live now on Threads:

Let me help you turn that software into hardware.

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My tombstone will read “Hey there, I’m using WhatsApp!”.

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You don’t scare me, I was married once.

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Money talks, and also waves goodbye.

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Nothing really prepares you for when your favorite sweatpants begin to fall apart.

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I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.

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A big shout-out to all the beekeepers. Our unstung heroes.

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