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Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

Social media has given everyone a chance to be heard, and it was a gigantic mistake.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

This post is invisible, and only heathens can see it.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

Milking stools only have three legs, because the cow has the udder.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

How is every author the #1 New York Times bestseller?

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

Just told my cat I’d give her 500 bucks to stop meowing.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

Someday I’ll learn how to emotion like a proper human.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

There’s poetry in walking away without closing the door too loud.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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235 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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Jan 6, 2026

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Seen just now on TikTok:

There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.

Spotted on Messenger:

I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me.

Spotted on TikTok:

Hanging out with a couple and saying, “May this love never find me,” every time there’s a slight conflict.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.

Broadcasted on Slack:

My default setting is sexual energy.

Making waves on TikTok:

Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

He was clicking his pen 137 times a minute, Your Honor.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I’m not joining no alternate Twitter app. If this gets taken down, I’m starting a family.

Trending via Discord:

People who lie all the time really think that we don’t know.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

62 shares on Threads this month:

The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

16 shares on YouTube this month:

By accepting their pardons, the turkeys are admitting guilt.

20 shares on Facebook this month:

You’re my least favourite notification.

48 shares on Twitch this month:

Never trust someone who can eat 24/7 but is still skinny.

84 shares on Reddit this month:

Not working on myself because I make better content this way.

32 shares on Twitch this month:

Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

56 shares on TikTok this month:

I don’t want to do exercise, but I want to have done exercise.

57 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Humble enough to know I can be replaced, but wise enough to know ain’t nobody else like me.

33 shares on Reddit this month:

Sunday without HBO feels like a meal without carbs — empty and deeply wrong.

68 shares on Snapchat this month:

“Can you explain the gap in your resume?” I went missing in a national park.

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Hot Jokes 💥

17 folks are currently checking 👀

If you can’t laugh at yourself, I will.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Unless you fell off the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Beer is like weed for people with jobs.

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My girlfriend just had a go at me for not glistening, whatever that is.

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I just realized boobytrap backwards spells partyboob.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here playing with my arm fat.

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Bro, you will never rewatch that 7-minute video you took of fireworks. Just live in the moment.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

HR has told me to stop saying ‘How stupid can you be?’ to members of staff. They’re worried it’s being taken as a challenge.

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Shampoo companies need to be clearer when they say “repairs damage”. I cancelled my therapy for nothing.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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235 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,504

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

Funny Quotes Images

15,504

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,574

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

Being on a diet isn’t so bad if you don’t follow it.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

I’m the type of husband that helps his wife look for her missing chocolate that I ate.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call radio stations.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

I hate when people are outside when I’m trying to parallel park. I need some privacy.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

No, babe, I love your prefrontal cortex. The fully developed ones scare me.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

I’ve been reading the room for 20 minutes. It’s not looking so good.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in this whirlpool of emotions over there.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Telegram:

A McRib killed my tapeworm.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

You used to calm me on my cell phone!

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

If you’re cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

Live now on Instagram:

Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.

Going viral on Slack:

USPS tracking: Step 1: We don’t think it exists. Step 2: Delivered.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

“Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” is now 40 years old. If you have an earworm now, you also have back pain.

Just shared via Twitch:

Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time.

Spotted on Telegram:

Hobbies include fake smiling while waiting for people to stop talking.

Trending via Snapchat:

Not to brag, but I can trip over things that aren’t even there!

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