Funny well wish quotes

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

No one talks about the horrific event of meeting someone who is exactly your type.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

Once you start paying rent, every joke stops being funny.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

If you want to feel really bad about yourself, just start dating.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

Petition to make weekends longer. Two days isn’t enough.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

Bone broth? Oh, you mean skeleton soup.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

Sorry, I can’t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and I’m still recovering from that.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie.