Funny white tee quotes

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I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

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Parent hack: Shut your child’s bedroom door to make your house cleaner.

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Pets can’t talk but everyone loves them. This is not a coincidence.

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I need a chiropractor for my brain.

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I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

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My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.

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Terrifying if taken literally—if these walls could talk.

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Who’s up thinking about the crushing weight of existence?

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Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do?

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So I got a call from a telemarketer, and he said he couldn’t understand me. I told him, “Press 1 for English.”