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Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

I get so flattered when butterflies or bees buzz around me. Like, sorry ladies, I’m not a flower, but it’s so sweet that you thought I was. Hehe.

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I know which nation I like best. Hibernation.

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I laugh at my own jokes because I am my target audience. Y’all just happen to be there.

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80 years ago we would have all been institutionalized and I think that’s beautiful.

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People my age are on baby #2, and I’m on drink #5.

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Don’t worry password, I’m insecure too.

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You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster.

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Carrying a pizza in public feels like you’re showing off.

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My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.

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Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.

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Just landed via Threads:

I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

Making waves on Instagram:

“Unavailable” is my favorite state to be in.

Trending via TikTok:

Breaking a heart is considered bad, but melting a heart is somehow good.

Trending via Pinterest:

Trying to watch a superhero movie without stressing about the infrastructure damage to the city.

Seen just now on YouTube:

This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.

Going viral on Threads:

Offering friendship as a consolation prize for a failed romantic connection attempt is absolutely cruel.

Just landed via Messenger:

Breaking news: Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.

Seen just now on X:

Every citizen over 18 should be eligible to be drafted into the Postal Service.

Trending via WhatsApp:

wearing no bra and oversized clothes is self-care at its finest

Live now on Instagram:

All the best memories with my dad start with “Don’t tell your mom about this.”

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98 shares on Slack this month:

I’m a go with the flow kind of gal unless the flow is after 9pm or involves parallel parking.

32 shares on Facebook this month:

Started from the bottom, now we a little bit above the bottom.

76 shares on TikTok this month:

Swimming is so embarrassing, everyone can see you want to be alive.

51 shares on Instagram this month:

When someone says they’re never going to talk to me again, I do the right thing and say thank you.

50 shares on Telegram this month:

Peak delusion is believing that a paragraph will make someone treat you better.

28 shares on Discord this month:

What’s the point of having sex dreams if you always wake up just when it’s getting down to business?

55 shares on Slack this month:

I keep all my valuables near the front door so if burglars breaks in during the night they will not wake me up.

71 shares on Twitch this month:

Telling my boss I wasn’t drunk really backfired. I probably should have waited until he asked.

59 shares on TikTok this month:

I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Don’t ask me for advice.

94 shares on TikTok this month:

Welcome to your 50s, you now take supplements to help your memory, but you can’t remember if you took them today.

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“Thanks for your payment!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.

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Wait, some of you are actually seeing for free? No glasses, no contacts? Wow!

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When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.

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I wonder if BBQ thinks about me too.

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Now I get why my grandma got up early to have a little coffee by herself.

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Farmers markets should be for vegetables — not for millennials unloading their failed Etsy-store arts and crafts.

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When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.

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I’m sorry I used air quotes when I said we were friends.

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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons, and 85% morons.

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The lion does not concern himself with social proof.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.

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I have been nothing but creepy and aggressive to you. Please respond.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

I miss when my hardest decision was Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

If stores want to accurately display clothes for people over 40, the mannequins should be laying on a couch.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened, and they’ll instantly start celebrating too. They have no idea what the context is; they’re just always ready to party, no matter what.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

Twitter will always be your best app if you’re single, funny, or just depressed.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

It’s scary when an attractive person is attracted to you, omg.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

The hottest thing a man can be is boring in his 30s.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

“And on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

If you’re going to be weird, be confident about it.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via TikTok:

Perhaps moths don’t seek the light, but are simply fleeing the darkness.

Going viral on Twitch:

The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.

Trending via Twitch:

Imagine you go bowling by yourself and you go sit down, but it’s your turn again.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Hey dude, I recently became omniscient, and well, you fell off in every universe.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Every Sunday is superbowel if you eat enough chili.

Going viral on Instagram:

I can’t explain it, but I am very bold and very shy at the same time.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

This is the dumbest apocalypse ever.

Making waves on WeChat:

Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I cannot accept.

Shared recently on Facebook:

What I’ve learned in all these years of marriage is how to open a bottle of beer silently.

Shared recently on Telegram:

My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.”

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