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Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

Anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “yeah, but not to you”.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

Have nothing to say, I just wanted to appear in your newsfeed.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

Just in case you don’t know, it’s “piqued” your interest, not “peaked”.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can get sleep paralysis.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

Breaking News: Jenny on Facebook is having salad for dinner tonight.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

The female ability to be able to guess exactly which girl it is out of his 740 following.

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Spotted on Messenger:

Nosferatu implies the existence of a Yesferatu.

Just landed via Discord:

I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

Going viral on WeChat:

Me as the therapist: “Listen, just take a nap!”

Just landed via WeChat:

I’m not saying I need glasses. But today I watched a bunny in a meadow until it flew away.

Going viral on WeChat:

I’d rather lose you than the argument.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

People argue with me more in my head than they do in real life.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Filling my PEZ dispenser with Ibuprofen for whimsical pain relief.

Just shared via Telegram:

Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Do you say “Excuse me” to your pet when you walk by them, or are you rude?

Spotted on Facebook:

The endings of Lost and Game of Thrones each cost me a television.

Funny willingness quotes

Funny willingness quotes bring a smile 😄 while celebrating the art of saying yes (or maybe 😜). They remind us that being willing doesn’t always mean serious business—it can be a hilarious adventure filled with unexpected twists and laughs 😂. Ready to embrace enthusiasm with a wink? Let’s dive into some witty vibes that turn willingness into pure fun! 🎉✨

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25 shares on Discord this month:

The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

65 shares on Reddit this month:

In my 20s: I’m gonna live forever! In my 40s: uh oh!

83 shares on Reddit this month:

How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people.

100 shares on Messenger this month:

Sometimes people just need you to be genuine with them, and I personally have no problem pretending to do that.

80 shares on WeChat this month:

All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

51 shares on Facebook this month:

Anyone who thinks things have got so bad that they can only get better is showing a remarkable lack of imagination.

37 shares on Reddit this month:

Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

37 shares on Slack this month:

My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and I’d give it 8/10.

97 shares on X this month:

Weird how I can’t seem to reach anything at the grocery store when hot men are around.

67 shares on Slack this month:

Getting older just means that you have to start eating all the sad foods.

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5 folks are currently checking 👀

Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I do not want to have a career. I want to sit on the porch.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Ask your girlfriend for her ring size and then give her a personalized bowling ball.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Jan 1st: Avocado on whole grain toast with a protein shake. Jan 20th: Syrup comes from a tree so technically it’s a vegetable.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

In your 20s, you will be tempted to prove that you’re doing well. It’s important you resist performing for an audience that isn’t watching.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Another customer getting a haircut started talking to my barber. Please don’t talk to my barber. You have your own.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Revenge has no expiry date. I will deal with you when I’m ready.

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The fact Head and Shoulders doesn’t have a body wash called Knees and Toes, is disappointing.

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I think everyone should get $500 deposited into their accounts every day, just for waking up.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

That feeling when you take the first bite of your favourite food, that’s called chewphoria.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

If I got a Dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

Y’all ever postpone an outfit? Like, nah, let me save this for a better day? Same.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

The Angry Birds assaulted me and made me rip their disgusting bong.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

I wish there was a nicer way to say “my natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about you”.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

Born to be a frolicker of the forest, forced to be a cog in the machine.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

Where do I see myself in 5 years? Here, but fatter.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Threads:

Being awake is the worst.

Seen just now on Reddit:

How many sit-ups do I have to do before I get a six-pack? Please say 5.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

Trending via Slack:

You’re not really a writer unless you send at least one email a month with a script attachment, saying, “Sorry, read this one instead.”

Going bananas on X:

No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart.

Going viral on Messenger:

You didn’t lock in hard enough if you’re not feeling asexual.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

Just landed via TikTok:

When you said “let’s circle back to that in the new year” and now it’s the new year.

Spotted on X:

My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

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