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Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.

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I just need to get over everything that has happened to me in my entire life and then we can hang out.

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Technology has really helped me waste my time efficiently.

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I’m not procrastinating. I’m protecting my peace through active avoidance.

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I’m now at the age where happy hour is a nap.

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No matter how sad their story is, don’t let anybody move into your house.

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I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.

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Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

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Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…

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I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment.

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You wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti.

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My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.

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If you can’t laugh at yourself, I will.

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Why does Bruce Wayne, the billionaire, not simply rig Gotham City’s elections in favor of tough-on-crime candidates?

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Just once I’d like to read a medication label that says: Warning, may cause permanent weight loss, increased energy and wrinkle removal.

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I hope this email finds you in a well.

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For Thanksgiving don’t ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle.

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One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.

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One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves.

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Pretty sure the inventor of noise-canceling headphones had a young kid trying to learn an instrument.

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The only thing I gained so far this year is weight.

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My hobbies include going home, wishing I was at home, and being at home.

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At my age, I see no good reason to act my age.

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Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

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I identify as a weather forecast: Anything’s possible.

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I bet the person who named the fireplace also named the waterfall.

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Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently!

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As you get older you become all of the seven dwarfs.

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What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

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We can’t all be underemployed creatives. Someone in the group chat needs to know what an insurance is.

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Regrettably, my children appear to have befriended a child I find annoying.

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I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway.

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Born to screenshot everything and never look at it again.

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Welcome to your 40s: you’re not having a midlife crisis, you’re just awake.

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People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

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If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway.

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He took my last fry, your honor.

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Took a break from social media because my cat was asleep on my phone.

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A song that hits so hard it makes you want a cigarette.

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“I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

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My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

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At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldn’t hold it anymore.

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Days without shaking my head disapprovingly at myself: 0.

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Somehow I picked the worst possible decade to try to have a career.

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Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

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He doesn’t realize it yet, but this Saturday, I’ll be asking him to untangle 400 feet of Christmas lights.

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The longer you go without something, the more comfortable you become without it. That goes for people, too.

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Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped school.

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The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee.

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We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.” I said, “Alright, get your coat.”

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The idea that wisdom teeth are just some random glitch that God forgot to patch, so now we have to pull them out with modern technology, is retarded.

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