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Level up achieved: permanent 'No Entry' sign activated! 🚫💪😂
146 Funny woman quotes
As a woman, you need to forgive yourself for men you entertained when you had low self-esteem.
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Forgiving my past questionable taste in men is my cardio workout for the soul 😂💃 #WeightLifterOfEmotionalBaggage ❤️🩹🙈
Asked a German woman why Germany produced so many legendary physicists / mathematicians, and her response was basically, “Have you considered educating people who aren’t rich?”
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Germany: where the periodic table and math equations feel at home because everyone gets an invite 📚🔬🇩🇪
Not a gold digger, but the other night a woman told me her grandpa owns a Christmas tree farm. That shit had me rubbing my hands like a fly.
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Plot twist: I'm only in it for the pine-scented real estate! 🌲🤑🙌
Being a woman is wild. I just cried, cleaned the house, had a snack, had a bath, and now I’m fine.
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Multi-tasking level: Expert! Who needs a rollercoaster when you've got a day like this 🎢😂🧹🍫🛁🙌
Oh, to be a rich, beautiful woman in her big car, driving to buy overpriced groceries to stock up her breathtaking kitchen in her gorgeous house.
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Living the dream of turning groceries into a masterpiece one overpriced trip at a time! 💃🚗🍏✨