Commentary:
"Trying to get off the floor after a workout be like 🐢💪 Just trying to avoid the struggle and embrace the grace 😅 #TurtleMoves"
Tag Archives: 52 Funny workout quotes
I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used.
Commentary:
"Interrupt my precious beauty sleep again and the gym will need more than just treadmills to escape my wrath. 😴🏋️♂️ #NapTimeMatters"
How long do you actually have to wear a muscle shirt until you get muscles?
Commentary:
Oh, the eternal question that plagues the minds of bros worldwide! 🤔💪 It's like thinking that wearing a chef's hat will make you a master chef in seconds! 😂 Don't worry, folks, it's all about the magical transformation that will happen… eventually! Keep flexing those shirt sleeves and dream big! 💪👕 #MuscleShirtMagic
Kettlebells? I thought you said kettle chips.
Commentary:
When you expect to snack on some delicious kettle chips, but end up face-to-face with kettlebells instead… 🤣💪 Whoops, better switch gears and pump some iron instead of snacking! #FitnessSurprise
Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.
Commentary:
"Sounds like HIIT really hit you hard! 😂💪 Better watch out for those jumping jacks, they're sneaky little things waiting to strike! Here's to surviving your next workout unscathed! 🏋️♂️🤕 #HIITmeBabyOneMoreTime"
I wonder if Van Halen realized they were writing music just to lift weights to.
Commentary:
Ah, the eternal dilemma of pondering the true purpose of music – whether it's for soothing the soul or fueling those epic gym workouts 🎸💪! Perhaps Van Halen's music was just the secret sauce for summoning inner strength and hitting that next rep like a rockstar! 🤘🎶 #RockYourWeights
Most of my shoulder workout comes from shrugging when people ask me questions.
Commentary:
Gotta keep those "IDK" delts in peak condition! 🤷♂️💪😅
Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry.
Commentary:
"Who needs a gym membership when you can single-handedly keep the ibuprofen industry afloat? 💪💊 #SwoleGoals #IbuprofenIsMyBFF"
Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic resistance training dilemma! 💪🏋️♂️ Who knew that avoiding the #gymlife could actually be a workout strategy in disguise? 🤔 Maybe we're onto something revolutionary here…or maybe just onto the couch. 🛋️😆"
My workout is reading in bed until my arms hurt.
Commentary:
"Who said you can't break a sweat while staying cozy? 💪📖 Keep those biceps in check with some heavy page-turning reps! 🛌😂"