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My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that.

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Respect people who wear glasses because they paid money to see you.

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I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

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I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.

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Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat?

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Probably the worst thing about pyramid schemes is how they make you advertise to all your friends and family that you are part of a pyramid scheme.

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I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.

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I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did.

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Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.

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I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.