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Who needs an alarm clock when you have a bladder.

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Toddlers: I’ve licked everything so everything is mine now.

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I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

If you get cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and still participate in family game nights.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

Dating to marry in a world filled with cheaters, situationships, and hook-up culture.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

Goodbye, August, don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in this whirlpool of emotions over there.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.

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I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Being an adult is mumbling ‘this is stupid’ as you reluctantly slide out of bed.

Trending via Instagram:

Never forget that, just a couple of years ago, people were justifying paying $20,000 for a JPEG of an ape.

Spotted on Reddit:

I may not know what’s going on, but I also have no idea what’s happening.

Going viral on Twitch:

Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Anyone want to fall in love and split rent?

Going viral on Reddit:

Home is where the clothes rack stands in the way.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

America’s national anthem should be changed to Welcome to the Jungle.

Broadcasted on X:

The question I ask myself most often is, “What would a jury think about this?”

Trending via Reddit:

The quickest way to get your kid to do their homework is to ask them to help with some chores.

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13 shares on Reddit this month:

It’s hard dating someone who has been single for a long time. Any slight inconvenience, and they’ll crawl back into their peaceful abode. No stress.

16 shares on Discord this month:

Using a remote to type on a keyboard on the TV is truly one of the worst human experiences that we endure.

33 shares on YouTube this month:

Nobody will know you’re stoned if you’re always stoned.

66 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Not to be dramatic, but when I accidentally save a file twice and it adds that (1) at the end, it is the worst moment of my life.

17 shares on Slack this month:

Sex is great, but have you ever had your alarm go off and then realize you don’t have to get up today?

17 shares on WeChat this month:

Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

11 shares on Twitch this month:

Today I started gardening. I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.

74 shares on Twitch this month:

It’s funny how quickly you become difficult if you don’t always just say “yes”.

82 shares on TikTok this month:

This entire month could’ve been an email.

47 shares on Facebook this month:

My ex was like “I know a spot,” then took me to the lowest point in my life.

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I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

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Calling ahead to the cafe to warn them to “get those beans brewing”.

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Knowing I’ve been called crazy, but never ugly, is how I sleep at night.

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I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts.

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No matter how early you get up, fate always gets up half an hour earlier.

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I like to minimize the disappointment by being myself right from the start.

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It’s crazy how genuinely entertaining it is to stare into an open fire. That’s some real epigenetic memory shit.

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Thinking of becoming the “where’s my hug” guy in prison.

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I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to come to terms, but I think I ate too much bacon.

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How do you politely tell someone that they ruined your life?

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Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

What happened to the huge corporate Christmas parties you see in all the ’90s movies? Seems like that doesn’t exist at all anymore.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

Sex is like tacos. I wish I were having some now.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

Can you imagine being a 7th grade girl and being able to see your crush’s bedroom during Zoom math class.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

I feel bad for those that don’t enjoy their own company. I be having a ball by myself.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

I’m glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

Nothing gets my heart pumping like receiving an annoying newsletter.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

These cannot be the same knees that used to get low in heels at the club.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Threads:

The only Spanish I know is buenas noches, which means bonus nachos – like finding forgotten tortilla chips in your cargo shorts.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?

Spotted on Telegram:

I generally don’t know what the hell I’m doing, but I’m really good at it.

Going viral on YouTube:

Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.

Seen just now on WeChat:

“Try it all before you die” is always drugs and sex, never quantum physics.

Breaking via X:

Music just makes living on this earth a little bit more bearable.

Just shared via Snapchat:

No matter how much Polynesian food you eat, you always want Samoa.

Trending via Telegram:

I’ve done literally nothing all day, except feel guilty about doing nothing all day.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Asian parents give you unmoanable names so you can focus on your studies.

Just landed via Messenger:

Due to not wanting to, I will not be.

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