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Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

Everyone is getting idioter.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

What doesn’t kill you gives you a twisted, dark sense of humor.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

It’s quite ironic that “strap on,” backwards, spells “no parts.”

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

We really do need a separate grocery store for people who’ve been on Earth before.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

Buying something nice for myself, cuz today would’ve been my birthday if I was born today.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

It’s like ten thousand views when all you need is a like.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

“I’m gonna sneak past you.” No you’re not. You’ve alerted me.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

Fact: WhatsApp is the most boring app if you’re single.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

241 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,510

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,510

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,395

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Messenger:

To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Going from “I can fix her” to “I don’t care if she lives or dies” in the same beer.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I smoke weed for my mental health and your personal safety.

Just landed via Telegram:

I don’t remember if I took my pills, but I can’t check because I can’t remember where I put my glasses.

Going viral on Facebook:

If you can’t handle me at my worst just imagine how I feel.

Making waves on Snapchat:

The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

“Girls just want to have fun!” No, I want one million dollars cash.

Shared recently on Telegram:

IP address? You mean the bathroom?

Going viral on WeChat:

There should be significant punishments for people at the grocery store with no spatial awareness.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

53 shares on Twitch this month:

Netflix & by yourself.

52 shares on YouTube this month:

I should be able to eat one huge meal a month, like a snake. This every-few-hours shit sucks.

79 shares on Threads this month:

My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

45 shares on Threads this month:

If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my horniest.

43 shares on Threads this month:

That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.

13 shares on TikTok this month:

Welcome to your 40s: here’s ten pounds.

63 shares on X this month:

I need a Netflix show called: “Background noise while you scroll on your phone.”

41 shares on YouTube this month:

If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.

98 shares on Reddit this month:

That period between finding out you got a new job and actually starting the new job is one of the best times in life.

36 shares on Pinterest this month:

The worst part about working from home is that your real husband is also your work husband.

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Hot Jokes 💥

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Headless mannequins are great because they let you see how you’ll look wearing a new shirt after you’ve been decapitated.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

The gap in my resume? Yeah, it’s called playing outside.

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I want a chiropractor to crack my entire body like a glow stick.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

You’re telling me people get eight hours of sleep? Like in one night?

6 folks are currently checking 👀

I swear, if my memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today, I need to be chased through the woods by a machete-wielding maniac.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s okay if you don’t like me, not everyone has good taste.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

241 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,510

Funny Quotes Topics

17,577

Funny Quotes Images

15,510

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,655

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

Oh, sorry, I can’t right now. I’m imagining some things and worrying about them.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice. Coming up next, our expert panel breaks down the arguments for each side…

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

The dumbest person you know is being told, “You’re absolutely right!” by ChatGPT.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has shared:

I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

Only here for the honeymoon phase, don’t show me your true colors.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

I’d probably be a very chill werewolf, even during a full moon.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

In an effort to keep our house clean before Thanksgiving, I’ve asked my family to go live somewhere else.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Discord:

I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

Broadcasted on Threads:

I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, “Wow, this changes everything.”

Spreading quickly via X:

Life can be so beautiful, you just can’t get sober.

Live now on Snapchat:

I remember sex. That was cool.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

Just landed via Facebook:

Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Do men know they don’t have to date if they’re not over their ex?

Making waves on Twitch:

I dream of disappearing into the woods with Wi-Fi.

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