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Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.

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I don’t always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don’t know exactly what they do.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

It’s important to post stupid stuff so you can learn who likes you.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

I wonder what the other me’s are up to in other dimensions.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

Even though he murders a lot of people, you can tell Freddie Kruger is a fun loving guy cause he goes by Freddie and not Fred or Frederick.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

Cafeteria is a beautiful name for a baby girl.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

The longer I stay home, the more homeless I look.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s leaving the store, he still forgot milk.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

Wake me up when I’m rich!

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

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God created childbirth so women could know how men feel when we have a cold.

Just landed via Pinterest:

This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.

Just shared via Twitch:

Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.

Going viral on Messenger:

Nothing is more fake than my friendliness on the phone at work.

Shared recently on X:

Whitening my teeth by getting a tan.

Breaking via Reddit:

Amazon’s checkout needs a breathalyzer feature which cancels your order if you’ve been clearly drunk-shopping.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I have a photographic memory, but I’ve run out of film.

Just shared via Facebook:

Nobody says “boom shakalaka” like they used to.

Making waves on Telegram:

Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

I love it when my dog suddenly gets up and goes to another part of the house. Did you just remember you left the stove on or something?

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Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

You don’t do laundry once a week. You do it constantly, endlessly, forever—until you die.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

Do married people watch Gen Z dating and feel like they caught the last chopper out of Nam?

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

Trying to eat with my left hand because I need a little excitement in my life.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

You seem really unhinged, we should grab coffee sometime.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to ‘In The Air Tonight’.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

I don’t know if I’m still tired or already tired.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

Apart from “It’s okay”, what other death threats do women use?

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

The only hot singles in my area are in my wallet.

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Trending via YouTube:

You’d think a philharmonic orchestra would have at least one harmonica, but nope.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

Going viral on Reddit:

I don’t want to do exercise, but I want to have done exercise.

Making waves on X:

Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun can’t swim.

Going viral on Reddit:

Every time your mom tells you that she wants the best for you, she is talking about me.

Shared recently on Threads:

You better pray to whatever god you serve that this email finds you before I do.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I like how “energy bars” are really just candy bars, and we all pretend to not notice.

Live now on YouTube:

I’m like the Temu version of a well-functioning adult.

Just shared via Discord:

I’m at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to stop for anything on the way home from work.

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