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Ah, the joys of appreciating the art of doing nothing as we age, like a fine wine maturing in a barrel! 🍷 Embracing the relaxation game like a seasoned pro. 🛋️💫 Who knew that achieving absolute bliss could be as simple as lounging around in our golden years? 🌟 #DoingNothingGoals

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He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.

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Every group chat has that one person who never replies, and it’s me.

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Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

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I’d end my life from loneliness before I ever talk to ChatGPT like it’s my friend.

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I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

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I’m eating for two; me and the person I strive to be.

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Rap fell off when literacy stopped being a requirement.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to flirt today.

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Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.

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I bet she doesn’t even laugh at your dumb jokes the fake way I did.

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Somehow I picked the worst possible decade to try to have a career.

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I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.

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I keep myself humble by messing up all the time.

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At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress.

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My diet plan is sometimes, when I’m eating chips, I drop some on the floor, and I don’t eat those ones.

Watering plants qualifies as a hobby.

The science between bragging about a man and him disappointing you immediately after needs to be studied.

The older I get, the more I respect Sleeping Beauty. She took one look at the world and said, “Nah.”

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Sorry, can’t. Calling NASA and making alien noises.

Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.

“We will go ahead and make these changes if we don’t hear from you before Friday” is such an elegant way to solve problems.

My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.

I don’t normally like to brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the grocery store.

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There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

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Customers will say shit like, “Uhh, it’s asking me to remove my card?”

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