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I’m not always a couch potato. For instance, right now I’m a chair potato, and later I’ll be a bed potato.

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People who scream sneeze need their own island.

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Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up.

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When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.

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Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

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Asking people their favorite color and then calling them liars.

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Talking to some people is like folding a fitted sheet.