Ghosting is actually a sign of great respect in my culture.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me).

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

Nothing worse than when I turn up to Park Run to find it is indeed going ahead.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on, it’s like, oh, okay, I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion. Pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

In case any nudes of me should appear somewhere: It was very cold that day.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

Social media is a great way to make new enemies.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

Sparkling water tastes like that feeling when your foot falls asleep.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

I handed in my exam blank so that the teacher has more time to celebrate Christmas with her family.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

That’s kind of sexy of you to be a little weird.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

As a girl, I should be allowed to speak to the moon directly.