Good morning to everyone except people who sit right next to you when there’s a whole room full of empty seats. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Finally, someone found the fast track to my list of new best friends 🤣🚫✈️ Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room. Good morning to everyone except people that talk to the cashier about their entire day. Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m. What’s it called when you’re super insecure but, at the same time, you can walk into a room full of people and think you’re better than everyone else? If we’ve got the technology to make heated car seats, then where the hell are the seats that automatically cool down in the summer? Make it happen, nerds.