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Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.

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A really good magician could be living in your house and you would never know.

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Love when plans get canceled. It’s like getting a snow day as an adult.

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I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure this Santa-shaped chocolate oughta settle my stomach.

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Everyone becomes a robo-dancer when the motion sensor faucet isn’t working.

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“Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

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New year update: losing everything but weight.

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What substance do I have to abuse to stop yearning?

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Started from the bottom, now we a little bit above the bottom.

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It’s freaking me out to think of how bad I’d look at the Met Gala.