Having a crush should be considered a form of self-harm. Commentary:Crushing hard: the only exercise that guarantees a ton of feelings and zero calories. 💔🤦♂️😆 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Having a crush on someone is just having a lack of information on someone. The best part about having a crush is when they crush all your hopes and dreams. Whoever said having a crush is when you feel the most like Carrie Bradshaw was so real for that. Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am? Death cannot harm me more than you have harmed me, my beloved life.