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Call your family now and ask them what the wifi password is, so they have time to find the little paper it’s written on before Thanksgiving.

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Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.

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Sometimes I read a text and think, “What a psycho.” And then I press send.

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May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

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There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

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The most dangerous part of your 50s is those first few steps after prolonged sitting.

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I like to begin every day by looking forward to the end of the day.

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If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.

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How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

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Today’s kids don’t even get chicken pox anymore, they go straight to STDs.

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They should invent a brain that doesn’t whisper bad things to you.

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Popping your head in the cockpit and saying, “Anywhere here will do, chief.

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My goal for this year is just to make sure the aliens know I’m on their side.

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Laptops become possessed with slowness when they see that you are in a hurry.

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When life gives you lemons, take the lemons. They were a gift. Maybe life thought you liked lemons. Did you think about that? No, you’re always thinking about yourself.

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We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

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Going out to eat and shopping by yourself is actually one of the most peaceful and therapeutic things ever.

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I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds.

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Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule.

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Foo fighters still fighting foo.

Here I am, block me like a hurricane.

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Noam Chomsky sounds like the legal name of the very hungry caterpillar.

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Trust me; this is the second millennium I’ve lived in.

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The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

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We’re all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.

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Nobody’s more stubborn than an Android person that won’t switch to iPhone.

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Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

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I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.

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Human hibernation should be a thing.

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One day my sanity went out for smokes and never came back.

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Having a low-quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

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80% of Americans just want to put on sunglasses and say, ‘Let’s do this.’

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My outdoor flowers are doing amazing this year because I left them at the garden center where they belong.

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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making all of the food that is unhealthy for you taste so good.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.

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How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.

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The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

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If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave.

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Anyone know how to grow a money tree?

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I was going to buy my wife a car for Christmas but then I remembered I don’t live in a commercial.

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The thing about sleep is that I’d like to get some of it.

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I’ve never really had a beach body, but my snowman body is coming along quite nicely.

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For Halloween, I’m going as an emotional roller coaster.

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I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

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The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.

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My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved.

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And is this “year-end bonus” in the room with us right now?

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I don’t even know what I’d do if a sailor called me a landlubber. I’d probably lose my cool.

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Introverts be like “I know a place”, then go home.

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Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special.

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You are closer to the street than you will ever be to any billionaire.

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Here I am, block me like a hurricane.

With a cat on your lap, you deal better with the crap.

Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.

Men love to show you a YouTube video. It is a sign of deep respect in their culture.

The funniest thing about 28 Years Later is that the rest of the world just went “Uhm, anyway!” and carried on as normal, while the Brits live in hell.

Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.

If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

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Here I am, block me like a hurricane.

Keep the laugh going 😂

With a cat on your lap, you deal better with the crap.

Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.

Men love to show you a YouTube video. It is a sign of deep respect in their culture.

The funniest thing about 28 Years Later is that the rest of the world just went “Uhm, anyway!” and carried on as normal, while the Brits live in hell.

Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.

If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

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