He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s leaving the store, he still forgot milk.

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Adulthood is basically just trying to fall asleep at night and stay awake during the day.

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I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive.

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Too self-aware for foreplay. I’m so sorry… Take that nurse costume off. I know you didn’t go to med school.

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Britney Spears working at an ice-cream shop called ‘Scoops, I did it again.’

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Dear algorithm, please show this post only to people who have innate psionic abilities and would use their abilities for the betterment of humanity if given a chance.

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Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.

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Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk.

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I’m going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just sort of me throwing things into a pot like a witch in a cartoon.

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Armed robbers are so weird. Why are you beating me when I don’t have money?

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The day I start waking up early it’s over for you all.