Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Probably the most humiliating thing that can happen when you die is that you come back as a fitted-sheet ghost.
- Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet.
- Petition to add fitted sheet folding to the olympics.
- Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date.
- Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.