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  • I think it’s clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.
  • Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety.
  • They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.
  • I’m just so lazy because I’m still recovering from the fact that I used to be the fastest sperm.
  • I dreamed I won the lottery, so you can imagine how thrilled I was to wake up and get ready for work.
  • Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business.