Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet? 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Sure thing, just make sure you come with a manual on how to fold you properly! 🤣🛏️ #FittedSheetStruggles" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Probably the most humiliating thing that can happen when you die is that you come back as a fitted-sheet ghost. Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet. Petition to add fitted sheet folding to the olympics. Bringing a fitted sheet to a knife fight. Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.
