Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet? Funny Quotes September 9, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppHey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Probably the most humiliating thing that can happen when you die is that you come back as a fitted-sheet ghost. Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet. Petition to add fitted sheet folding to the olympics. Sorry I didn’t get you an anniversary card, babe, but you opted in to paperless affection on our third date. Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.
