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I hope this email kills us both.

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Everyone says “Do what makes you happy”, until you push them down the stairs.

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For my birthday, I want everyone to tell me how much they love me and why in immense detail.

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The more stupid the views, the harder it is to talk people out of them.

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Deciding if I should heal or just give up and go completely insane.

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Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.

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I feel like we’re on like the 50th or 60th horseman of the apocalypse by now.

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I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.

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I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.

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If we “talk,” you ain’t single. We’re in a pending relationship. You’re in the cart.