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How long does it take for an apple to turn brown after you cut it? Never mind.

How long does it take for an apple to turn brown after you cut it? Never mind.

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"An apple a day keeps the doctor away… unless it's brown and mushy! 🍎⏰🤷‍♂️"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged after, apple, brown, cut, humor, joke, mind, never, question, take, time, turn on Nov 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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