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Mar 28, 2026

How long does it take for an apple to turn brown after you cut it? Never mind.

Witty text about the fleeting nature of apple browning, humorous and playful in tone.

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"An apple a day keeps the doctor away… unless it's brown and mushy! 🍎⏰🤷‍♂️"

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