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One day we will tell our grandkids how far we had to scroll to get to the recipe.

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A beautiful woman should never have to send an email. Yet, such tragedies occur every day.

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Eating the rest of the donuts will keep me from eating donuts tomorrow. My logic is flawless.

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Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

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If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on, I’d be like, why am I always getting all this money?

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Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.

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Normalize talking to people in the gym who have earbuds in, they love that.

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What we need is more companies making hot sauce. I need 900 more ways to taste a thing that tastes exactly like all the other ones.

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“Why does my back always hurt?”, I say, while never sitting upright in a chair.

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Well, well, well, if it isn’t that thing I’ve been ignoring until it became a giant problem.

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I asked my boyfriend if he believed in trolls and elves and he said, “slightly.”

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Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you can’t even name one of their songs.

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If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring.

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I am calling on public libraries to ban the books that I borrowed and lost. We don’t need that kind of crap in the libraries.

One day we will tell our grandkids how far we had to scroll to get to the recipe.

Eating the rest of the donuts will keep me from eating donuts tomorrow. My logic is flawless.

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on, I’d be like, why am I always getting all this money?

Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.

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Haircuts should be covered by healthcare.

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Girls love a gay best friend until he turns 35 and asks to borrow your womb.

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I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?

The gap in my resume is because I was trying to reach enlightenment for 5 years.

Where do we acquire the ducks that we’re supposed to be putting in a row?

Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work.

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Being bi means you say both yay and bruh.

Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.

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