I am calling on public libraries to ban the books that I borrowed and lost. We don’t need that kind of crap in the libraries.

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My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve never slept.

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Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

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Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

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So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.

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My new coffee table book, “Accidental Screenshots,” is available for pre-order now.

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I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.

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People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.

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Foolproof? Yeah, well we’ll see about that.

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If snails are so slow, why don’t we ever see them coming? It’s just BAM, there’s a snail.

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Gay? We don’t use that word anymore. Person of rainbow.