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I am “We read the newspaper front to back every single day,…

I am “We read the newspaper front to back every single day,…

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So you're at the age where knowing tomorrow's weather is more exciting than tomorrow's party forecast? 🌦️📰😂

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged age, am, back, daily, daily habit, day, every, front, habit, humor, i, newspaper, old, read, reading, single on Jul 19, 2025 by slickboy.

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