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I am โ€œWe read the newspaper front to back every single day,โ€ years old.

I am โ€œWe read the newspaper front to back every single day,โ€ years old.

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So you're at the age where knowing tomorrow's weather is more exciting than tomorrow's party forecast? ๐ŸŒฆ๏ธ๐Ÿ“ฐ๐Ÿ˜‚

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