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Who decided that “microwaves that beep forever” was a feature we needed.

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“I’m getting to an age where I realize I shouldn’t have laughed at my grandparents for having an ‘upstairs’ vacuum.”

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How much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad?

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I respectfully ignore DMs because I promise you, I am not your soulmate.

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I’ve used dark mode so much that I’m physically repulsed by white screens now.

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Tried a smile yesterday and my white blood cells attacked it.

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My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.