Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much.
- My workout is reading in bed until my arms hurt.
- Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud?
- People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses.
- “My reading glasses would look good on your nightstand.” -Me, flirting.