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I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.

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Whenever I have a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle.

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The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

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I’m so bored of being bored because being bored is really boring.

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I’m not saying I need glasses. But today I watched a bunny in a meadow until it flew away.

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Twitter is fun because you can tweet about hashbrowns and someone will say you are responsible for genocide.

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I feel so bad when I overtake an old person on the sidewalk. Like, man, I really didn’t mean to flex on you with my youthful stride.

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Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2300 words.

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Trying to spend less time on my phone so I can get back to something I’ve loved since childhood: watching TV.

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If I could do it all over again, I would ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.