I can clean the whole house if I want to, but if someone asks me to do it, suddenly I’m lazy. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Independent cleaning service: Motivated by the sheer joy of procrastination! ๐งน๐ ๐" Related Funny Quotes ๐ค I watched a woman clean her whole house on YouTube today, in case you thought I lacked ambition. Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article. I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch. I love when I clean my whole apartment just to sit in it like a Victorian widow waiting for bad news. I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.