Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

If the Christians published the Kama Sutra, it would have been one page long.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Exorcist came by. Says house isn’t possessed, just incredibly poorly built.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

Hey (threateningly), can I join your years-old, tight-knit, close friend group?

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

All of my fitness goals are within reach, but unfortunately, so are the crisps.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

I’m disgusted by the amount of nudity on Netflix these days. There’s hardly any. What am I even paying for?

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

My kids act like they’re afraid of monsters, when they are literally the most terrifying creatures I’ve ever met.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

Manifesting you in my bed.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

Of course, I also put my mobile down from time to time. For example, when someone tries to call me.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

Someone said I should think before I speak and I said “eww what a horrible way to live”