I don’t know when people started calling hot dogs ‘glizzys,’ but I hate it, and you all need to stop immediately.

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Be careful when you follow the masses sometimes the M is silent.

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Enjoy the time between diapers!

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You feel me? Bro, I haven’t felt anything since the Scholastic Book Fair.

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After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.

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8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.

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I’m so embarrassed by the paragraphs I used to send expressing my feelings.

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“I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.

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I’ve cooked for men I should have poisoned, so yeah, I do have self-control.

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He was clicking his pen 137 times a minute, Your Honor.

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It’s so rude how many of you have the audacity to be out peopling around whenever I go somewhere.