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Normalize talking to people in the gym who have earbuds in, they love that.

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If I was a weather man, I’d leak the weather early to pretty women.

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I used to eat my feelings but now it’s so expensive, I might as well go to therapy.

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Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.

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I asked Tom Hanks for his autograph, but all he wrote was thanks.

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English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can’t food a food?

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My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

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It’s okay to run away from the cops if you’re shy.

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Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.

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I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.