I don’t miss calls, I stare at them. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI don’t miss calls, I stare at them. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’. Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away. Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill. When the past calls, don’t answer it. It has nothing new to tell you. In a room full of art, I’d still stare at you.