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I don’t need a recipe for disaster. I usually just eyeball…

I don’t need a recipe for disaster. I usually just eyeball…

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"When it comes to cooking up chaos, I'm a natural chef! 👨‍🍳🔥😂 #NoRecipeNeeded"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged accident, cooking, disaster, eyeball, humor, i, joke, just, kitchen, need, recipe, sarcasm on May 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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