I don’t need a recipe for disaster. I usually just eyeball… Commentary:"When it comes to cooking up chaos, I'm a natural chef! 👨🍳🔥😂 #NoRecipeNeeded" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe. The Recipe for Disaster in me, recognizes the Appetite for Destruction in you. I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser. I just got lied to by 3K+ people. That recipe was awful. It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for a cauliflower cake, and I reported them for harmful content.