I don’t need therapy. I need everyone who’s ever wronged me to suddenly feel a chill and not know why. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Suddenly chillier than a penguin's picnic—watch your back! 🐧❄️😜 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me. There’s something meditative about cleaning. It’s the perfect time to reflect and plan revenge on every single person who has ever wronged you. Why is everyone so chill about parrots being able to talk? That’s a whole animal. Talking. Just got revenge on someone who wronged me many, many years ago. Never relax, I’m coming. I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine.