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I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media. Like, why am I showing my life?

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Beginning my getting out of bed journey this morning.

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That’s kind of sexy of you to be a little weird.

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Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man.

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I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.

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Why are conclusions necessary in essays? Were you not following?

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I want to be a garbage man, so I only have to work one day a week.

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Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them.

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I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

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People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.