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Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.

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My doctor no longer prescribes me Viagra. He just left me hanging.

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People who sound like fonts: Ariana Grande. Roman Roy. Jim Courier. Lydia West. Bon Iver. Suella Braverman. Jesse Ventura.

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Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.

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How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?

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It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.

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I’ve got a neighbor who’s really into morons. I should introduce her to you guys.

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Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

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I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to.

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Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.