I had to treat myself to a sweet goody today to distract my mind from the horrors of life. Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Nothing like a sugar-coated existential crisis! 🍩😅 #SweetEscape #TreatYoSelf" Related funny posts 😂 Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished. They need to increase life expectancy so I can squeeze in another mid-life crisis. Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’ The best part about Smarties is pouring them into an empty prescription bottle and shaking them all into my mouth while waiting in line. Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts?