I had to treat myself to a sweet goody today to distract my mind from the horrors of life.

I had to treat myself to a sweet goody today to distract my mind from the horrors of life.
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“Nothing like a sugar-coated existential crisis! 🍩😅 #SweetEscape #TreatYoSelf”

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