I had to treat myself to a sweet goody today to distract my… Commentary:"Nothing like a sugar-coated existential crisis! 🍩😅 #SweetEscape #TreatYoSelf" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog. I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats. Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.” Sometimes when I’m having a particularly stressful day, I take a pregnancy test to remind myself that at least one thing in my life is still going as planned. May life treat you exactly the same way you treat servers, store clerks, senior citizens, children, and animals.
