I hate having a body, it’s so high maintenance. Shower this, eat that, drink this, sleep that, it’s all very stupid. Posted on13 hours ago13 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When did I sign up for a lifetime subscription to this needy biological Tamagotchi? πππ½οΈπ€ Related Funny Posts π€ Donβt hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom. The human body requires so much maintenance. Who designed this thing? I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It’s like having a tank full of gas and no engine. The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying). I hate it when someone asks me what I did yesterday. I don’t know. Breathed a lot, probably got mad at something … sighed heavily. The list goes on.