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Apr 1, 2026

I hate having a body, it’s so high maintenance. Shower this, eat that, drink this, sleep that, it’s all very stupid.

Funny text about body maintenance, highlighting humorous frustration with human needs and routines.

Commentary:
When did I sign up for a lifetime subscription to this needy biological Tamagotchi? 🙄🛁🍽️💤

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