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"Next time someone asks me if I can cook, I'm bringing blueprints to the date. 🏡👷♀️🍳"
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I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house?

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I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.
I’m addicted to following the rules I made up. And also breaking the rules I made up.
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