I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house? Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Next time someone asks me if I can cook, I'm bringing blueprints to the date. 🏡👷♀️🍳" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth. Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people. I hate it when what’s wrong asks me what’s wrong. Not arguing with a man that can cook. Whatever you say, handsome. Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it.