I hate when a guy asks β€œcan you cook?” Can you build a house?

I hate when a guy asks β€œcan you cook?” Can you build a house?

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“Next time someone asks me if I can cook, I’m bringing blueprints to the date. 🏡👷‍♀️🍳”

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