I have two reactions when I leave the house: Ew, the people. Ew, the weather. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Ew squared 😂☔️🚶♂️" Related funny posts 😂 She is so narcissistic that her narcissism has narcissism. Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people. We need an app where introverts can pay extroverts to make phone calls for them. I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me. Listen to the birds, not the news.