I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things. Commentary:"Praying for Google's eternal uptime because my knowledge bank is running on fumes! 🤓💡 #GooglingIsMySuperpower" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works. I consider the second page of Google results the dark web. My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and I’d give it 8/10. Let’s tell the truth cell phone. I don’t have six missed calls. I have six ignored calls. Every time I want to use a big word that I just know the meaning of, I Google it first, just in case.