I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

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“Praying for Google’s eternal uptime because my knowledge bank is running on fumes! 🤓💡 #GooglingIsMySuperpower”

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