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I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

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"Praying for Google's eternal uptime because my knowledge bank is running on fumes! 🤓💡 #GooglingIsMySuperpower"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged dependency, engine, facts, Google, hope, humor, i, internet, know, knowledge, learning, maybe, never, search, search engine, six, technology, things on Feb 3, 2025 by slickboy.

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