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I’m glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me.

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Going viral on X is like winning a lotto during the apocalypse.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

Pretending you don’t notice people staring at you is a skill.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

The amount I’m sighing these days could fuel a small wind farm.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

Nobody flirts better than a girl with zero interest.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be a good time.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

Hanging out with a couple and saying, “May this love never find me,” every time there’s a slight conflict.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

Nature just builds 30 foot trees. Without even pulling a permit.

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Making waves on Messenger:

If you call me from a private number, I’ll respect your privacy and won’t answer.

Spotted on WeChat:

If you accuse me of yelling, you will start to hear yelling so you can note the difference in the future.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Good morning to everyone — except me, because I clearly didn’t get enough sleep.

Spotted on WeChat:

I’ll stop smoking weed when life stops smoking me.

Just landed via Instagram:

I love being outside, just not when it’s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs.

Trending via Discord:

Dogs naturally form packs, and if left undisturbed, will teach themselves how to play poker.

Trending via Telegram:

Tourists love to think that they are not like other tourists.

Making waves on Telegram:

Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

Spotted on WeChat:

It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!

Shared recently on Slack:

I love ketchup from my head to-ma-toes.

I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

6 months ago

I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

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Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

I laugh at my own jokes because I am my target audience. Y’all just happen to be there.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

Tested positive for needing a kiss.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

After weeks of using an anti aging cream, I can now proudly say: I now have very well-maintained wrinkles.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Threads:

Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe…

Making waves on Threads:

You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die.

Just shared via Snapchat:

When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent.

Making waves on Threads:

Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.

Trending via Messenger:

Exercise won’t cure your depression, but it can make you hotter than your enemies.

Seen just now on Threads:

D was probably like “lmao ok” when they named the alphabet the ABCs

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

I don’t understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can’t remember why I walked into the kitchen.

Seen just now on YouTube:

We hate the same people and it’s so romantic.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.

Shared recently on Instagram:

If I ever have a daughter, I’m going to call her Erica, but spell it Airwrecka.

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