I let people skate. I never mention the ice is thin. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Just call me the world's sneakiest skating rink manager! πβΈοΈβοΈ Related funny posts π To-do list: bite the hand that feeds me, put all my eggs in one basket, kill two birds with one stone, let the cat out of the bag, think inside the box, burn bridges, walk on thin ice, play with fire. Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was. Figure skating is so niche that sometimes I walk in the rink, and thereβs an Olympic medalist there. I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me. I often wonder how men could discover entire continents. Mine can’t even find the butter in the fridge.