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Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing.

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Robot bartender rips me in half after listening to my problems for over an hour.

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Babe, would it kill you to meow back?

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When you look this sexy, they should let you leave work early.

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In your 20s, you’ll meet a short man. It’s very important you jump over him.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

What I lack in moves on the dance floor, I more than make up for in dancing around a conversation.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

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I just love the lack of privacy in the pharmacy line. Just standing there shouting out my name, date of birth, and exactly what is wrong with me for the world to hear.

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People remind me everyday why I prefer being on my own.

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I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then.

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Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day.

Just shared via Twitch:

If sex was real, I think I would’ve had it by now.

Making waves on Facebook:

Women are like apples; I like biting them.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

You can’t have everything… where would you put it?”

Going viral on Discord:

I made a smoothie that needs a spoon.

Trending via Threads:

I put the “sexy” in “dyslexic.”

Going viral on YouTube:

I just want everyone to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.

Broadcasted on X:

Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

First responders? You mean reply guys?

Making waves on Instagram:

I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

I like listening to music in languages I don’t speak because sometimes I just don’t wanna know what anybody is talking about.

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86 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

24 shares on Telegram this month:

I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

26 shares on X this month:

Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

34 shares on YouTube this month:

I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re the reason why they’re stupid.

27 shares on Pinterest this month:

My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

47 shares on Messenger this month:

There are some websites where my password management strategy is to just hit “Forgot my password” every time I need to log in.

64 shares on TikTok this month:

Wow, this is a really nice, sturdy box. I should keep it in the attic for the next 20 years.

59 shares on Messenger this month:

If white men can’t jump, how do you explain Super Mario?

50 shares on Snapchat this month:

Normalize responding to work emails with: “What the hell are you talking about?”

48 shares on X this month:

I never judge a book by its cover. People, though, I can tell are evil by their stupid faces.

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Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

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It’s nice to have a moment to breathe before reality knocks the wind out of you again.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

Honestly, I can see why God flooded the Earth that one time.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it.

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I love when I can smell my perfume on myself, like damn girl, you smell delicious.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

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A collective orgasm would fix the world.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

I love unfollowing people. You have displeased me for the last time. Leave my sight.

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Trending via Reddit:

Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

Live now on YouTube:

I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

“Likes your story” is a declaration of love.

Trending via Instagram:

Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

Just landed via Reddit:

Being an adult is spending every day looking at a pill bottle, wondering, “Did I take this already?”

Just landed via Snapchat:

I want to clarify that what I publish on social media does not define me as a person; I am worse.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Sleep is a free trial of death but with ads.

Freshly posted on Slack:

If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

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I like listening to music in languages I don’t speak because sometimes I just don’t wanna know what anybody is talking about.

Hang in there, it gets worse.

I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by.

I love staying in a hotel. I’m eating room service in bed while I watch the worst TV show of all time on cable television. I’m working out in the gym and swimming in the pool. I’m using the amenities. To hell with Airbnb.

It’s so embarrassing when you make a silly face at a baby, and they do not care at all.

What age do you learn to cook pasta for one and not for a whole village? Asking for a friend.

The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don’t understand anything anymore.

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I like listening to music in languages I don’t speak because sometimes I just don’t wanna know what anybody is talking about.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Hang in there, it gets worse.

I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by.

I love staying in a hotel. I’m eating room service in bed while I watch the worst TV show of all time on cable television. I’m working out in the gym and swimming in the pool. I’m using the amenities. To hell with Airbnb.

It’s so embarrassing when you make a silly face at a baby, and they do not care at all.

What age do you learn to cook pasta for one and not for a whole village? Asking for a friend.

The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don’t understand anything anymore.

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